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Title:
Nightlight
Genre:
Comedy
Fantasy
Science
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Series:
Twilight
Binding:
Paperback
Edition:
1st
Narrative:
First Person
Type of Book:
Fiction
Number of Pages:
154
Number of Chapters:
11
Date Added:
2018-06-26 17:00:05
Synopsis:
About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him-which I assumed was wildly out of his control-that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogenously, gynecologically, and disreputable wished he had kissed me.
And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the harvard lampoons hilarious send-up.
Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon, looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events-Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!-Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?
Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalkerlike behavior, and a vampire prom, nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl,looking for love in all the wrong places.
And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the harvard lampoons hilarious send-up.
Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon, looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events-Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!-Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?
Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalkerlike behavior, and a vampire prom, nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl,looking for love in all the wrong places.
Author:
The Harvard Lampoon
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Publisher:
Vintage Original
Barcode:
9780307476104
Country:
United States
Place of Printing:
United States
Publication Date:
2009-11-01
OCLC:
5
Number of Copies:
1
Language:
English
Publisher Location:
USA
Automatic Estimated Value:
~$5.28
Automatic Estimated Date:
2026-03-22
Date Added:
2018-06-26 17:00:05
