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On a typical Sunday morning in South Park, Colorado, third-graders Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski and Eric Cartman go to see a Canadian film called Asses of Fire featuring their favorite comedy duo, Terrance and Phillip. The film is R-rated and consists of bad language and constant fart jokes, which enthrall and heavily warp the boys’ ”fragile little minds”. They begin repeating profane words from the movie to their peers, who all take interest and see the film as well. Stan’s crush, Wendy, however, prefers to spend time with Gregory, a new, well-educated transfer student who displays a rather condescending attitude toward Stan. Stan asks Chef for advice and is given a suggestion to search for the clitoris. Though Stan doesn’t know what Chef means, he attempts to find it throughout the film, thinking it will help him gain Wendy’s love. The students’ swearing escalates, and they are taken out of class to receive rehabilitation from counselor Mr. Mackey, to no avail. The kids view the film once more after school. Shortly afterward, Cartman and Kenny fight over whether or not it is possible to light farts on fire, as shown in the film. Kenny succeeds, but he sets himself aflame by accident and is crushed by a large amount of salt. He is rushed to a hospital, where the staff unnecessarily mutilate his organs, where he dies after his heart is replaced with a baked potato. The boys’ mothers then arrive and ground the boys for 2 weeks (Eric, however, gets 3 weeks). Kenny is seen getting rejected from Heaven, and sent to the ever-growing Hell. Upon learning of the film, Sheila Broflovski leads the other parents to form an organization named ”Mothers Against Canada” and captures the farting duo during their appearance on The Conan O’Brien Show (a derivative of the real-life Late Night with Conan O’Brien). When the United States refuses to release them, Canada responds by bombing the residence of the Baldwin brothers, and they wage war on Canada and starting to put anyone who is Canadian or of Canadian descent in ”happy camps”. Cartman blatantly blames Sheila for starting the war and proceeds to badmouth her. She overhears him and punishes him by making him the recipient of an experimental V-chip inserted into his brain, which will give him a shock whenever he swears. The boys decide to form a group named ”La Resistance” to save their idols, who are to be executed in the electric chair during a USO show to be followed by a military invasion of Canada the next day. At a meeting, Gregory comes up with a plan to rescue them. Meanwhile, in Hell, Kenny discovers that Satan and Saddam Hussein, who are lovers, know the execution to be a sign that an ancient prophecy will be fulfilled, allowing Satan to ascend to Earth and conquer the world when the blood of Canadians (Terrance and Phillip) touches American soil. Kenny appears to Cartman as a ghost to warn them, spurring the boys on. The boys enlist a boy named Christophe, nicknamed ”the Mole”, to help them infiltrate the USO show. He is killed by guard dogs, but leads the children to their destination. The kids attempt to stop the execution, but their plan fails as Cartman, who was supposed to turn off the power, loses track of time when he is terrified by the visit of Kenny’s ghost. Cartman and Kyle are captured while Stan flees into the woods, and while they warn their mothers about Satan and Saddam, they are ignored. As the execution is about to go forward, Canadian forces attack the show. The resulting battle sees Americans and Canadians attacking each other with machine guns, chainsaws, bayonets, missiles, and tanks. In the confusion Cartman finally deactivates the power, but it short-circuits his V-chip and it begins to shock him at a visible voltage. Meanwhile in the woods Stan finds the clitoris, which apparently is an all-knowing omnipotent entity resembling a massive disembodied version of its real life counterpart. It instructs him to save Terrance and Phillip, and to be confident, as ”chicks love confidence.” Meeting up with the rest of the resistance, Stan leads them to the show and the group stands in front of Terrance and Phillip to protect them from the military, Kyle finally standing up to his mother, reminding her that her adopted son, Ike is also Canadian and asking her to stop the war. She refuses and shoots both Terrance and Phillip dead. True to their prophecy, Satan and Saddam emerge from Hell with a host of demons, Kenny following. Saddam soon takes charge and demands everyone bow down to him. However, Cartman discovers the malfunctioned V-chip gives him the power to shoot electricity whenever he uses profanity. He curses profusely to attack Saddam with his new power, and Saddam urges Satan to fight back, berating him as he does so. Finally, Satan turns on Saddam and throws him back into hell, killing him. Satan thanks Kenny for his help, and in return, grants him one wish. Kenny wishes for everything to be returned to the time before the war, even though this will mean he will return to being dead. Everything is restored, and Wendy dumps Gregory, to whom saw Gregory’s snobbish ways, much to Stan’s delight. Kenny pulls back his hood and says goodbye to his friends and due to his act of selflessness, earns entrance into Heaven. The United States and Canada reconcile and Sheila promises to be a better mother to Kyle rather than devoting her time to fighting causes.

1999

R

097361433967

Movie

2018-02-07 21:09:57

1.33:1

81

United States

H.264 / AVC (MPEG-4 Part 10)

720p

25 GB (Blu)

1

A

Slip Sleeve

~$157.87

2025-09-13

2018-02-07 21:09:57